{"id":360,"date":"2009-06-05T16:37:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-05T16:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.wpdude.com\/test\/?p=360"},"modified":"2009-06-05T16:37:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T16:37:00","slug":"bad-business-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/2009\/06\/bad-business-advice\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Business Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s seems that to be a well-known management consultant you need to turn common sense and receieved wisdom on its head…So I thught I’d take that to an extreme and offer some basd business advice… bad bad or bad good business advice…you decide. Maybe I’m joking, maybe I’m not \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
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Nine Pieces of bad Busines Advice<\/span><\/strong> <\/p>\n

Think Negativly
<\/strong>What’s the worst that could happen? It will, and then some. Depression is realism.<\/div>\n

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Sack your clients<\/strong><\/div>\n
Bad clients aren’t worth having – fire them and concentrate on the good ones.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
The customer is always wrong<\/strong> <\/div>\n
Or why would they be asking for your help? You are the expert not them.<\/div>\n

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Quit<\/strong><\/div>\n
Don’t waste your time, know when to get out. Loosers are people who don’t quit.<\/div>\n

Give your most valuble stuff away <\/strong><\/div>\n
Give to get. Give even when you wont get (the universe thinks your hippy interpreattion of karma is stooopid). Help your competitors.<\/div>\n

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Mix business and pleasure<\/strong><\/div>\n
If you don’t love what you do stop it – you are wasting your life. Love your colleagues….at least platonically if not in a gooey way. <\/div>\n

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Bully your colleagues, especially your boss<\/strong><\/div>\n
If they’re not doing a good job tell them, it’s not OK. If you’re boss is an arsehole let him\/her know. Either he’ll take it on board or sack you. Either way your life improves<\/div>\n


Piss Poor Planning Prepares People for Presidency?<\/strong>Learn to cope with pressure and addapt to circumstances by not doing your homework. Like I said in school “Smart kids know that homework is cheating”<\/p>\n

Time is Funny<\/strong>
Business is a big game, we’re all going die and loose it all anyway, might as well chuckle in the mean-time<\/p>\n

Please take this all with a pinch of crack, it’s just for fun. Have a nice weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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