{"id":5131,"date":"2015-12-03T12:16:53","date_gmt":"2015-12-03T11:16:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/?p=5131"},"modified":"2018-01-11T19:35:13","modified_gmt":"2018-01-11T19:35:13","slug":"yoga-for-exploitation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/12\/yoga-for-exploitation\/","title":{"rendered":"Yoga for exploitation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-5132\" title=\"Yoga for Exploitation\" src=\"http:\/\/www.integrationtraining.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Yoga-for-Exploitation-229x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"229\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Yoga-for-Exploitation-229x300.jpg 229w, https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Yoga-for-Exploitation.jpg 734w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 229px) 100vw, 229px\" \/>Starting a new &#8220;Yoga for Exploitation&#8221; class in central London.<\/p>\n<p>Learn:<br \/>\n&#8211; how to meditate away stress caused by your inhumanity to your fellow man<br \/>\n&#8211; abuse yourself harder for longer before your inevitable despair, Coke addiction and heart attack<br \/>\n&#8211; attribute social injustice to karma and the law of attraction<br \/>\n&#8211; double your efficiency in supporting a system that benefits a small global elite<br \/>\n&#8211; get a tight arse<\/p>\n<p>Only \u00a345 and a piece of your rotten soul per class.<\/p>\n<p>Location: Qatar owned Shard Tower, above the stench of poor people.<br \/>\n<a rel=\"nofollow nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.embodiedfacilitator.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.embodiedfacilitator.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Starting a new &#8220;Yoga for Exploitation&#8221; class in central London. Learn: &#8211; how to meditate away stress caused by your inhumanity to your fellow man &#8211; abuse yourself harder for longer before your inevitable despair, Coke addiction and heart attack &#8211; attribute social injustice to karma and the law of attraction &#8211; double your efficiency in supporting a system that benefits a small global elite &#8211; get a tight arse Only \u00a345 and a piece of your rotten soul per class. Location: Qatar owned Shard Tower, above the stench of poor people. http:\/\/www.embodiedfacilitator.com\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[280],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9xvDN-1kL","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5131"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5131"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5948,"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5131\/revisions\/5948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}