{"id":5165,"date":"2015-12-03T12:41:53","date_gmt":"2015-12-03T11:41:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/?p=5165"},"modified":"2018-01-11T19:35:12","modified_gmt":"2018-01-11T19:35:12","slug":"confessions-of-coach-personal-growth-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/12\/confessions-of-coach-personal-growth-teacher\/","title":{"rendered":"Confessions of a coach \/ personal growth teacher"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Confessions of a coach\/ personal growth teacher:<\/div>\n
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– I pretend to be more successful and happier than I am. Luckily the whole world now does this on social media too
\n– sometimes I just wish my students would stop whining and crying
\n– I like money and want yours
\n– a lot of personal growth is just nice sounding words that don’t mean anything
\n– I hate about ten people each yoga class. You know, ones that breathe too loud or put their mat out wonky. I know, I have issues
\n– I teach this shit as I need it myself. Seriously, ISSUES
\n– I like computer games and cake more than you’d think…and think Coca Cola tastes fucking awesome
\n– I think “spiritual” people are mostly losers trying to compensate for that
\n– I think about sex just as much as other men and quite like some porn
\n– sometimes I just pretend to be vulnerable because that’s in fashion. Nobody actually knows what it means anyway
\n– some days all I get from meditation and vegetarianism is a smug sense of superiority
\n– this meme is a marketing tool
\n– the guy in the picture…no idea who that is. Fuck him <\/p>\n

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Confessions of a coach\/ personal growth teacher: – I pretend to be more successful and happier than I am. Luckily the whole world now does this on social media too – sometimes I just wish my students would stop whining and crying – I like money and want yours – a lot of personal growth is just nice sounding words that don’t mean anything – I hate about ten people each yoga class. You know, ones that breathe too loud or put their mat out wonky. I know, I have issues – I teach this shit as I need it <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[280],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9xvDN-1lj","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5165"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5943,"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5165\/revisions\/5943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.integrationtraining.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}