Confessions of a coach/ personal growth teacher:
– I pretend to be more successful and happier than I am. Luckily the whole world now does this on social media too
– sometimes I just wish my students would stop whining and crying
– I like money and want yours
– a lot of personal growth is just nice sounding words that don’t mean anything
– I hate about ten people each yoga class. You know, ones that breathe too loud or put their mat out wonky. I know, I have issues
– I teach this shit as I need it myself. Seriously, ISSUES
– I like computer games and cake more than you’d think…and think Coca Cola tastes fucking awesome
– I think “spiritual” people are mostly losers trying to compensate for that
– I think about sex just as much as other men and quite like some porn
– sometimes I just pretend to be vulnerable because that’s in fashion. Nobody actually knows what it means anyway
– some days all I get from meditation and vegetarianism is a smug sense of superiority
– this meme is a marketing tool
– the guy in the picture…no idea who that is. Fuck him
– sometimes I just wish my students would stop whining and crying
– I like money and want yours
– a lot of personal growth is just nice sounding words that don’t mean anything
– I hate about ten people each yoga class. You know, ones that breathe too loud or put their mat out wonky. I know, I have issues
– I teach this shit as I need it myself. Seriously, ISSUES
– I like computer games and cake more than you’d think…and think Coca Cola tastes fucking awesome
– I think “spiritual” people are mostly losers trying to compensate for that
– I think about sex just as much as other men and quite like some porn
– sometimes I just pretend to be vulnerable because that’s in fashion. Nobody actually knows what it means anyway
– some days all I get from meditation and vegetarianism is a smug sense of superiority
– this meme is a marketing tool
– the guy in the picture…no idea who that is. Fuck him