Starting a new “Yoga for Exploitation” class in central London.
Learn:
– how to meditate away stress caused by your inhumanity to your fellow man
– abuse yourself harder for longer before your inevitable despair, Coke addiction and heart attack
– attribute social injustice to karma and the law of attraction
– double your efficiency in supporting a system that benefits a small global elite
– get a tight arse
Only £45 and a piece of your rotten soul per class.
Location: Qatar owned Shard Tower, above the stench of poor people.
http://www.embodiedfacilitator.com/